Rangers Win. Despite Sean Avery

April 23, 2009
King Henrik was the star tonight, but Ovechkin and Avery made it interesting

King Henrik was the star tonight, but Ovechkin and Avery made it interesting

The Rangers beat the Washington Capitals on Wednesday night in one of the better games I’ve seen in a while, in any sport.  The Rangers took a 2-0 lead into the third period, but then Alex Ovechkin turned it on and almost singlehandedly took game 4.  Ovechkin scored 2 minutes into the third, and rang another shot off the crossbar later on.  He played nearly half the game, and had 11 shots on goal.

There were times in this game when one had to wonder how the Rangers were winning.  They were completely dominated, outhustled, and outshot by a margin of 18.  The biggest factor that has made them the winning team in 3 of the series’ first four games is Henrik Lundqvist.  He was brilliant again and survived a few barrages late in the game that would’ve made even the great Martin Brodeur bitch and moan about contact.

The luckiest Ranger tonight, though, is Sean Avery.  Avery had a meager 4 penalty minutes tonight.  He is probably proud.  He restrained himself from acting like a dumbass for a large portion of the game, but waited until the halfway point in the third with the Caps poised to tie the game.  He then pulled an Avery-like move by smacking Milan Jurcina’s schnoz with the butt of his stick and the back of his glove and pretending like he didn’t mean it.

Some might say his reputation got this one called.  I would agree.  He is a douchebag, and he made a douchebag move, the refs called it.  The Rangers survived the powerplay somehow.  Ovechkin hit the crossbar and King Henrik made about 8 saves then Avery came back.  He learned his lesson.  Or did he?

Just 4 minutes after getting his freedom he decides to whack Brian Pothier (who sold this pretty poorly, but it was funny) with a high stick a couple seconds after play had stopped.  He again, tries to sell to the refs that he is innocent, and heads off.  John Tortorella looked like an embarrassed father who lost control of his kid at this point.  Avery sat in the box, and thought about which young celebrity he would go after next (I actually have a lot of respect for him with respect to the top shelf ass he gets).

Luckily, Lundqvist saved him again, and the Rangers got away with a 3-1 advantage in the series.  Maybe there’s a backstory.  Maybe Pothier and Jurcina picked up Avery’s “sloppy seconds” like Dion Phaneuf and Mike Komisarek.  I do not know, but it is difficult to get a penalty called against you in the playoffs, especially late in tight, big games.  Avery managed to pull it off twice with blatant, pussy cheapshots.

Sean showed his true colors tonight.  He is a goon, but not the protect the stars, and fight to pump up you team good goon.  The hit guys behind the play and get a kick out of it goon.  Its a shame, too because up to that point he had done a great job around the net creating chances for New York.  Avery was a liability on the ice by the end of the game, and if the Rangers would have lost, he may have been done there, again.

But don’t worry there’s hope for goons after hockey.  Matthew Barnaby proves it every night on Sportscenter.  The heir apparent to Barry Melrose (whose mullet and salt and pepper facial hair rank him as the most dignified looking gentleman since Robert E. Lee), Barnaby makes it clear that he used to get his head bashed in every time he tries to describe a clip.

No matter how he does on the ice, Sean Avery is doing just fine.

No matter how he does on the ice, Sean Avery is doing just fine.

Avery, who is sort of the David Beckham of hockey (if Beckham went around goosing guys all over the pitch), has got to watch it for the rest of the playoffs.  Everything he does is watched by the refs, and he can no longer get away with his signature cheapshots.  Maybe he doesn’t care about hockey, if you had been linked to Elisha Cuthbert, Mary-Kate Olson, Lake Bell, and Rachel Hunter would you care?  and those are just the celebrities.  Imagine the amount of tail he pulled on random nights throughout Los Angeles, New York, all of Canada.  This man is living the dream.  I would take his sloppy seconds any day.

Which Sport’s Playoff Season is Better, NBA or NHL?

April 20, 2009


Playoff season is upon us, with the NHL and NBA playoffs starting this past weekend.  After spending the entire weekend watching sports, an interesting debate came to mind: which sport’s playoff season is better?

Playoff set-up: Both leagues have 7-game series all the way through the finals.  They’re both set-up as follows (for higher seeded team) 2 home games, 2 away, 1 home, 1 away, and game 7 at home, aka 2-2-1-1-1.  This is a recent change from the 2-3-2 set-up of a few years ago.  The purpose behind this change is to put added pressure on a home game 7, whereas previously, the top team had 2 home games to finish the job.  I understand it, but I’m not crazy about it.  Too much travel means too much time off between games.  Both sports have a minimum of 1 day off between each  game in a series.  This makes the playoffs drawn out and take away some of the momentum built up from the game before.  This is my biggest complaint about the playoffs of either sport.    Verdict – PUSH

Chances of an upset – In the NBA playoffs, upsets are not that common.  There are powerhouse teams at the top of each conference and then there are the rest.  Just look at the lower seeded teams in the NBA playoffs right now and none of them really impress you.  The Eastern Conference, for example, has 3 teams in the playoffs with a .500 record or lower.  That is pathetic.  The Western Conference was more competitive, with the 2nd seed and 8th seed separated by only 6 games, all with a win percentage of .585 or better.  The only “upsets” that seem possible right now are the Mavericks over the Spurs or the Bulls over the Celtics.  But this is not something to brag about when the top-seeded teams are hurt by injury to star players.

The NHL playoffs, on the other hand, often offer upsets.  This year alone, there are 2 underdogs primed to make a run to the second round.  The 8th-seeded Ducks hold a 2-0 lead over top-seeded San Jose, while the 7th-seeded Rangers are up 2-0 over 2nd-seed Washington.  In the NHL, all it takes is a hot goalie to lead his team deep in the playoffs.  In the NBA, over the drawn out schedule, talent usually wins out.   Verdict – NHL

Excitement – The NBA is home to snoozers more often than edge-of-your-seat thrillers.  This weekend, the launch of the first round, saw blowout wins by the Cavs, Hawks, Nuggets, Lakers, and Rockets.  They were over by the third quarter.  Sure, there were 2 games that went down to the wire, but these are not often occurrences for their playoffs.  Add in the fact that if the game even resembles a close one, the trailing team fouls on every possession.  The final 2 minutes of a game can take a half-hour.  It ruins the watching experience beacuse not only are there stoppages in play, its coupled with poor free throw shooting and commercials.

The NHL by nature is a sport that leads to close games.  Even a score of 3-1 is not safe, because all it takes is a powerplay goal and then anything can happen.  Even if there is a blowout, such as the Bruins domination of the Habs in game 2, it’s still exciting because of all the hard hitting.  A fight could break out at anytime, which makes you want to keep watching (see Bruins-Canadiens, game 2, Milan Lucic).    Verdict – NHL

So which has sport has the better playoff season?  It’s easily the NHL.  While both sports drag their playoff season out for way too long, the NHL has what the NBA doesn’t:  excitement.  Every game is close and anything can happen to turn the game in the favor of the other team.  Add in the excitement of a fight breaking out and the NHL wins, hands down!  (check out Lucic starting a fight in a 5-1 victory on Saturday)

Does Joba Belong in the Pen?

April 17, 2009

jobaThe New York Yankees pulled out a late inning victory today with a lot of help from the Captain’s first homer at his new digs.  The win was the first at the stadium 2.0, and was the first win that showed the 2009 Yanks won’t necessarily roll over and die in tight games.  One major cause for concern, though, was the performance by Joba Chamberlain.

Joba was only able to go 4 2/3 innings and struggled to get that far.  Joba had 5 walks and just 4 strikeouts.  Even scarier, of 93 pitches, he only threw 46 for strikes.  He’s throwing on 56% of his pitches for strikes in his first two starts, and batters aren’t swinging and missing at the rate they had in the last two years.

He’s averaging 5 walks and 8 hits per nine innings, and opponents are hitting .250 off him, but more importantly, they are reaching base 37% of the time.

But who cares?  We are two starts in, he’s kept the Yanks close in two starts and his breaking stuff still dives and darts.  The problem with Joba is that the New York media is stupid, and there will be murmurs saying move Joba to the pen.  By these standards, move Chien Ming Wang to the pen.  Joba’s past success as a setup man will doom him at this point, and only further pressure him to perform as a starter.

The Yankee’s pen has struggled a little, but not in the role that Joba would take over.  Brian Bruney has been filthy in his last few outings.  If you discount Bruney’s first outing, he has pitched 5 2/3 innings, walked none, allowed no hits, and struck out 12.  All this on 66 pitches.  The Steinbrenners will be begging to make him a starter soon.

Also, Joba’s velocity has been down in the low 90’s early this year.  It has been slowly climbing since the spring, but if he can’t hit 95, he won’t be effective out of the pen.  If he doesn’t figure out his control as well, he would be a complete headache in late innings.

Joba should stay a starter.  He will figure his control out, and velocity will slowly come back.  With Chien Ming Wang as yet, ineffective, it would be too costly to lose another starter.  Would fans really rather have Phil Hughes in there?  One of the starters will get injured and that’s when Hughes will make his presence known(or fail miserably like he has in the past).

So Yankees fans, relax.  Old Joba will be back soon, and order will be restored to the Holy Yankee Empire.  The real concern should be in the right arm of Wang, who has given up more than 3 hits per inning and whose sinker has shown little, if any life.

Why We Should Take Oscar De La Hoya’s Retirement Seriously

April 15, 2009

Anytime a boxer retires, the first question to follow usually is “Okay, so when is his next fight?” It’s a common for boxer’s to announce their retirement, only to return to the ring soon after. Some fighters stage the retirement in order to boost the payout of a future fight. Most recently, we’ve seen “Money” Mayweather and Roy Jones Jr. do it, in order to increase the purse for their next fight.

Meanwhile, others are serious about walking away from the sport, only to find out they have squandered millions of dollars which leaves them with nothing to live off of. This is often the saddest part of the sport, when athletes are returning to the ring in order to secure finances for the future, because oftentimes they’ve aligned themselves with embezzling agents or wasted their money on jewelry, houses, cars, etc. Take Mike Tyson or Evander Holyfield. Both were forced to return to the squared circle, because they could no longer fulfill their debts. Sadly, their skills had passed them by and they embarrassed themselves in the ring, tarnishing their legacies.

So why should we take Oscar De La Hoya’s retirement seriously? De La Hoya is successful in arenas outside of the boxing world. His financial future is not tied to whether or not he fights. The Golden Boy didn’t squander his winnings, but rather invested them into profitable business ventures. He formed Golden Boy Productions, a boxing promotion company, with 2 other boxers. His firm represents some of the top fighters in the sport, including Ricky Hatton, Bernard Hopkins (a part owner), Shane Mosley (a part owner), Manny Pacquiao and Winky Wright. He makes money from boxing without needing to fight again. Golden Boy Productions have branched out to mixed-martial arts, a sport which is gaining ground on boxing, has purchased 4 boxing magazines, and now owns 25% of Major League Soccer’s Houston Dynamo. Money should not be a motivating factor in forcing De La Hoya back to the ring.

One of the most accomplished fighters in histroy, De La Hoya has held titles in the following weight classes: Super Welterweight, Middleweight, Light Middleweight, Welterweight, Light Welterweight, Lightweight and Super Featherweight.

One of the most accomplished fighters in histroy, De La Hoya has held titles in the following weight classes: Super Welterweight, Middleweight, Light Middleweight, Welterweight, Light Welterweight, Lightweight and Super Featherweight.

What about as far as legacy as a motivating factor? It shouldn’t be. De La Hoya is one of the most accomplished boxers the sport has ever seen. He won the only gold medal in the U.S. history at the 1992 games. He has won 10 world titles in 6 different weight classes over his 16-year career, amassing hundreds of millions of dollars along the way to a 39-6 record. One of the most profitable, successful, and popular fighters in boxing history, Oscar De La Hoya should walk away from the sport with his head held high and not turn back. He doesn’t need to come back and tarnish his legacy, as so many others before him have.

Jackie Would Be Disappointed Today

April 15, 2009
A great ball player, a great man, he was still out here, though.

A great ball player, a great man, he was still out here, though.

Sixty two years ago Jackie Robinson started a fight that benefited everyone in American society and much of the world.  You can argue that Robinson’s breakthrough in baseball was as crucial as most points in the civil rights movement.  Like Jesse Owens before him, Jackie Robinson was a quiet, honorable man on the field, and that made it hard for fans to dislike him (though most found ways, for a long time).  But today, the thing this great man fought for, baseball, is no longer desirable in this country.

Jackie would not be disappointed in African Americans specifically, but everyone when it comes to baseball.  Baseball has become somewhat of an elitist game.  The age of the Sunday pickup game has given way to the tournament weekend in Tennessee, and much of the fun has gone with it.

You must dig deeper to find the cause.  The lack of freedom of the American child has a lot to do with it.  Many people seem to think their kids are freer today than they ever were, but think a little harder.  Kids today don’t leave the house.  They play videogames or find kids with funny names on facebook.  When kids do venture out into the great unknown it is for a formal sports practice or a scheduled playdate.

Now, I hate to sound all Wilford Brimley on you here, but when I was younger (born in ’85, not that long ago) we were barely allowed in the house.  There is a general fear among parents of child abduction or sexual predators and whatnot, which their child may have a better chance of finding online.

There are no longer really public fields as well.  Sure, they exist, but there is always some type of practice going on.  Baseball training has become work.

You think this is how Rizzuto learned?

You think this is how Rizzuto learned?

How many kids play an instrument when they are younger?  In my region at least half, but within a couple of years most of them quit.  Why?  Because it is work.  All they see is notes, and there is not much fun in that.  Baseball has become somewhat of the same experience.

Also, Compared to other sports, baseball is difficult to pick up.  From one of my top 5 films, “It’s the hard that makes it great,” but its also the hard that makes kids quit after a year or so and pick up soccer.  I will get to soccer in another article.

AAU has replaced any local pride a kid had in his youth and Legion teams.  AAU has also priced out much of the best athletes.  It provides the best exposure for players and therefore gives kids who can’t afford it a hopeless feeling, and sets their future in the sport in stone.

In Baseball today, the coaches or scouts don’t come to you, you have to go to them, and in many cases, you must pay for this, too.  It is bad enough the bats cost three hundred bucks, a decent glove $150, and new spikes $75.  A season of baseball could easily cost a 13-yr old kid $5 grand these days.

I would also argue that the baseball in Robinson’s day was better.  Many argue that the players are faster, stronger, and in better shape, but does that make for better baseball?  For a while, homeruns made us forget what a hit and run, double steal, and sacrifice bunts were.  Through the nineties, baseball players were 6-4, 220 lb weight lifters with very little athletic ability.  Look at Joe Dimaggio, Phil Rizzuto, Pete Rose, Hank Aaron, and Jackie.  These guys were great athletes who got good at baseball playing with their friends.  Not in some academy.

Others argue that the best players are produced in academies.  The academies they speak of are in the Dominican Republic, though.  My response to them is that the alternative to the academy there is not pretty, and they understand the spirit of baseball because of that.  Baseball, a game, can get them out of poverty.  That is how baseball was for a long time here.

But, alas, the sandlot has made way for the state of the art practice batting cages for kids 10-12 to hone their skills with video to show them the flaws in their changeup grip.  It is good to see smaller guys making their way in the MLB.  And its good to see that only a few guys put up massive home run numbers last year.  Maybe the game won’t scare off as many kids.

As the WBC showed us, baseball is far better in other countries.   Baseball is becoming a sport where all Americans are the minority.

Why Are the Browns Dying to Trade Braylon?

April 15, 2009

The rumors are circulating that the Cleveland Browns are aggressively shopping number one receiver Braylon Edwards.  Why?  The 26 year-old receiver is an unrestricted free-agent at the end of the 2009 season and they are leery of their ability to resign him. It is reported that Edwards wants a contract paying him $10 million per year or more. The Browns are said to be demanding 1st– and 3rd– round picks as a base to any Edwards deal.

The New York Giants are said to be the team hottest for Edwards and it’s no secret why. They’ve cut former number one receiver Plaxico Burress, after struggling to renegotiate a new contract with the troubled player. When the Giants lost Burress last year after the notorious gun-in-sweatpants incident, which ended with Plax with a bullet hole in his thigh, they were not the same team. They are in dire need of a big, fast receiver for Eli to under throw down the field.

The reason for Cleveland’s interest in trading Edwards is not enough to make sense. They aren’t sure that they can resign him at the end of the year? There are 2 issues with this excuse. The first issue is that Cleveland can always use the Franchise tag on the star receiver next year. While it is not a perfect way to settle the issue, it is an option that will allow them to keep the player. The second issue is that they can Franchise the player and trade him for picks then. For a team that is short on star power and is set to have a quarterback competition in trading camp, does it make sense to trade the best player on your team?

Trading a bona-fide number one receiver, with a career 16.0 ypc, is not a way to build a successful team.

Trading a bona-fide number one receiver, with a career 16.0 ypc, is not a way to build a successful team.

Beyond Edwards, Cleveland has second year player Syndric Steptoe and newly signed David Patten as the players following Edwards on the depth chart. That is not inspiring for a team that is trying to be competitive. Trading Edwards is not giving either of your quarterbacks a legitimate shot at succeeding in 2009, especially after trading tight end Kellen Winslow for a second round pick earlier this offseason. The Brown, headed by new head coach Eric Mangini, would surely draft Edwards replacement in the upcoming draft, as they currently have the 5th overall pick and two 2nd round picks (among others) and would be adding another 1st and 3rd to their pile. But as we’ve seen in the past, drafting players is no certainty of success, let alone that there is no guarantee that the desired player is available when you are drafting. Furthermore, rookie wide receivers face one of the steepest learning curves for incoming players, due to the complexity of pro-style offenses, timing of routes, and the increased skill of opposing corners. So there isn’t a certainty that the receiver that Mangini drafts will succeed. And after witnessing some draft flops he’s had in the past (Vernon Gholston anyone?), the Cleveland brass should be weary of trading a proven commodity. And given the negative perception Mangini has around the league, signing free agents in the future is no promise either.

Successful teams in the NFL don’t trade away proven players and improve. Rather, they take a few steps back and there is no telling if they will be able to compete in the future. The Browns need to keep Edwards for the 2009 season and draft to improve a bottom-feeding defense. Then, after the season, they should take stock in what their needs are and address the Edwards situation accordingly. Rushing to make a deal for the sake of making a deal is not a good way to run a business. But then again, hiring Eric Mangini to steer the ship wouldn’t be they way I run a business either. Good luck Brown fans, as the future is not looking too bright for you now.

Comcast Drops the Ball with Sports, again

April 14, 2009

nfl-network-logo1The NFL network is currently dealing with two major cable providers.  DishNetwork and the network settled on a deal that would keep NFLN on their second tier 200 channel lineup after it was demoted to that status for breach of contract (they simulcast the pats-giants 16-0 game a few years back. big whoop).  The network is now locked up in a legal fight with Comcast.



Comcast refuses to move NFLN from their sports package into one of their digital lineups.  Comcast says that the 70 cents per viewer NFL charges is simply too much for a channel they believe caters to a small demographic.  As a spectator, it looks more like Comcast uses the network to try to get people to buy their Sports Package.

If Comcast wants people to buy their sports entertainment package then why don’t they include all the dedicated sports channels in it?  The answer is pretty simple: because if they included MLB network, ESPN classic, ESPNews, and the Golf Channel on the sports entertainment package, then many would drop the digital classic package.  This is because without the sports channels, the digital classic (aka digital preferred) package is borderline unwatchable.

This is a package that includes such great channels as: SoapNet, Style, Toon Disney, VH-1 Classic (if you missed Rock of Love last year), Fox reality, and WE.  I understand that these channels have viewers, and I’m not trying to say these viewers have bad taste in television, but I do believe NFLN has more of an audience than MTV Jams.

The Digital Preferred package just seems like one that Comcast gets for cheap.  In turn they charge the viewers through the teeth even though they probably picked up the package for one or two channels.

Without MLB network, Hazel Mae is but a distant memory for many New England viewers.

Without MLB network, Hazel Mae is but a distant memory for many New England viewers.

The fact that they throw MLBnetwork on with the digital classic package is even more infuriating.  The network was originally promised to be a basic cable channel and is a digital basic with many cable providers.  With Comcast, this is not the case.

Comcast has found a way to make sports fans have to order both their digital preferred and their sports entertainment packages to feed even the smallest fix.  The preferred package is nothing without the sports channels, and the Sports package would lose a majority of its subscribers if they lost the NFL network.  This is not even to mention that ESPNU is not even available on Comcast which has burnt Uconn fans for years now.

My advice to Comcast: help the consumer out and throw the sports channels on the Sports package.

My advice to the sports fan: switch to the Dish Network.

Sergio Whines About Augusta

April 13, 2009

Here at Blue Duck Sports, we try to give credit where credit is due. Earlier this week, in his preview of the Masters, Carebear had some bold predictions for the outcome of the tournament, and some choice words for Sergio Garcia. And while most of his predictions were not correct, his estimation of the Spaniard was dead on.

Here is what Carebear said earlier this week:

We all know Sergio is a little bitch, but he also is a bad putter.  He strikes the ball great, but has no confidence on the greens.  That is not a good thing at Augusta.  177th on tour in putts per round doesn’t translate well here.  He is also a mental midget (pc? mental little person), and has tendencies to carry bad shots through rounds.

These words were telling, as Sergio responded by shooting -4 in the first two rounds of the tournament and followed it up by hitting +3 and +2 on his final 2 days in tournament. So that would go to prove that Carebear was correct in saying the “has tendencies to carry bad shots through rounds”.

But, most importantly, Carebear’s estimation that Garcia “is a little bitch” was proven correct by the Spaniard after the final round. In honor of my esteemed colleague, I bring to you Sergio Garcia’s complaints about the recently completed Masters:

  • “I don’t like it”
  • “I don’t think it’s fair”
  • “It’s too tricky”
  • “Even when it’s dry, you still get mud balls in the fairway”
  • “It’s too much of a guessing game”

When asked what he thinks Augusta National should do to fix the course, he replied:

  • “I don’t care. They can do whatever they want to. It’s not my problem. I just come here and play and then go home.”

Here’s the video showing his tantrum about one of the most heralded golf courses in the world:

So to Carebear, congratulations. You were dead-on in your assessment of Sergio Garcia’s game and his character. He indeed is a “little bitch” and doesn’t have the mental toughness to hang with the big boys.

And to Sergio, I offer you this advice: If you are going to complain about a world-renowned golf course, please offer a single suggestion as to how to improve it for your highness. How can you piss and moan about Augusta National and then have no response when asked how you would improve it? Man up!

Special thanks to our man, Paddy Harrington, for following up the cry-baby’s comments by praising how fantastic the course was. And then, Harrington added the icing on the cake by saying, “I like it when it’s difficult, but obviously it wasn’t difficult this week. It was as easy as it’s ever going to be.”

So to Mr. “I-just-come-here-and-play-and-then-go-home”, Sergio please, take your binky and go home. This is the big time, if you can’t hang, get out now!

Harry Kalas: 1936-2009

April 13, 2009

Harry Kalas, the voice of the Philadelphia Phillies and arguably the best baseball broadcaster of the generation, died today.  Kalas was one of the greatest “homers” in broadcasting history and will be irreplaceable in Philadelphia and baseball.  Harry never lost faith in the Phightins who so often broke fans hearts over his time on the mic.  Its only fitting that Kalas goes just days after the Phils raised the 2008 championship banner at Citizan’s Bank park.  Two words to describe the legend: high hopes.

El Pato Azul Congratulates El Pato

April 12, 2009
The sweet swingin big Argentinian earned a big green jacket

The BlueDuck congratulates the big Argentinian duck on his Masters victory in an absolute chokefest today.  Angel, light one up, you deserve it.