Because my Masters preview article was dead on, I feel it necessary to write one for the next big tournament on the PGA tour. So without further ado, here’s my Players Championship Preview.
This is a sick field, and should make for a good tourney. In the past few years the Players has been a ball strikers course, and winners have been near the top in GIR for the week. Winners have also been accurate off the tee, but Sergio Garcia proved last year that you can win here even if you putt like a blind man getting a blowjob.
My Four Horsemen
I can’t not pick him. He can’t hit his driver and his long irons haven’t been working of late, but he is still better than everyone out there. I wouldn’t be surprised to see him pull a Roy “Tin Cup” McAvoy and just bring a seven-iron this week. He would still make the cut, and scare Phil’s ever shrinking tits on sunday.
My favorite Colombian since… well, he’s my favorite Colombian, and he draws the right kind of fans to the game. Seriously though, he is a ball striker and leads the PGA in Greens in Regulation hit this season. Driving accuracy has been an issue, but he’s getting it on the dance floor.
He is another ball striker, and coming off a win last week, no one is hitting the ball better. They mentioned the fact that he didn’t hit a putt over 10ft about 45 times during the final hour of coverage last sunday, but he didn’t have to hit a putt over ten feet because he was pure. He seems like a huge tool, and he choked hard at Bay Hill and blamed cool weather. We could see a replay of the choking at 17 here if he’s in the hunt sunday.
I just love Boo, and Boo is due.
Second in the PGA in GIR, and hitting fairways 68% of the time. 14 top-10’s in his career and 2 wins. If he doesn’t fold on the intimidating 17th he’s got a shot.
And watch out for Ryuji Imada. Still got a good feeling about him.
Don’t be Surprised if:
Sergio does it again:
I would never pick him because I hate him, but Sergio’s game is built for this course, and in Sergio’s mind, he won a major last year here. No one has ever repeated in the Players, and I hope to god this little prick isn’t the first, but we shall see. There is one thing to be sure of, if he doesn’t win, it wasn’t his fault.
Kenny Perry repeats his Master’s performance:
I think Kenny is hoping for a nice tenth place finish. He would get his nice paycheck without the last pairing pressure. The thought of Perry on the 17th tee looking across the vast 120yds of water at that bullshit little green with a lead on Sunday makes the old man reach for his Flomax. I love the guy, and would love to see him ace one there, but my Nostradamus-like instincts tell me otherwise.
We Witness The KJ Choi Show:
Yeah, that’s right. I said it.
Who Won’t Make the Cut?:
Paddy’s been struggling of late, but I think he will stay in the mix. I’m gonna go with Bubba Watson. He has the game, but I just don’t think he can play well two weeks in a row. He will probably win the tourney now.
Best Finish Scenario:
Tiger and Kenny tied going into 17 on Sunday. Kenny sticks it close and Tiger aces it. Kenny birdies 18, Tiger pars, and Tiger beats him in a playoff. Everyone goes home happy, and we get a lot of video of Kenny’s daughter in the crowd.
In Closing, this is a tournament that favors great players. Players have no choice but to feel the pressure. The guys with Major Championship experience under their belt have a huge advantage. The TPC at Sawgrass always makes for a great Sunday, though. So grab a 6 pack, switch on CBS, and rot on the couch, you deserve it.
Can i possibly be wronger (is that a word?) than I was last time? We shall see.