Kanye West is Bangin’ Sam Cassell?

I think he only ran on stage because he was afraid the camera wasn't able to see him next to that thing.

I think he only ran on stage because he was afraid the camera wasn't able to see him next to that thing.

This isn’t really sports related at all, but since I’m gonna name drop an athlete, here we go.

Which one is Sam Cassell?

Which one is Sam Cassell?

I didn’t realize that Kanye West was banging Sam Cassell.  That is one seriously ugly broad.  When she’s going down on him, I wonder if he thinks, “Do I have a small penis or does she just have a really big head?”

By now, we all know that Kanye went off the deep end at the MTV VMA’s Sunday night, interrupting Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech for Best Female Video.  It’s one thing to mess with a pretty blonde, its a completely different thing to mess with Carebear’s girl.

By the way, can we even call what Kanye did “crazy”?  This isn’t his first outlandish act caught on camera.  He stormed out of a previous award ceremony because he didn’t win (2004 VMAs) and even rushed the stage at an European VMA show in 2006 because he lost video of the year.  I want to suggest we rename this action “pulling a Kanye West.”  Let’s inject that into common vernacular!

The video he swears should have beat Taylor Swift?  Beyonce’s “Single Ladies”, which he swears is one of the best videos of all time.  I don’t think it’s that legendary myself, besides the fact that a producer was able to find enough spandex to cover her fat ass.  (I like this version better) 

In conclusion, yes Kanye, George Bush might hate black people, but America hates you.

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One Response to Kanye West is Bangin’ Sam Cassell?

  1. andy3331 says:

    get back in the kitchen woman

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